- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

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