What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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denisssssssssssssss

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I'm so punny.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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