Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

A penis walks into a bar..

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A black man walks out of a police station

how do you win a game try your best

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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