Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why so serious ?

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Anti Joke

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