What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Coldpaly is a good band

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

someone called someone else a frog

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

kieran is a homosexual

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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