- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

hi penis ham telephone

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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