- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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