Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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Anti Joke

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