Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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women's rights.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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