- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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