- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

What did the Chinese man do with the sick dog he found in the alleyway? He took it to the vet, nursed it back to health, and later helped the dog get adopted by a nice family down the street.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

How do you mess with Hellen Keller? Re-arrange her furniture.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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