- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

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