- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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