What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

You know what's cool? Yep.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

A miserable man committed suicide.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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