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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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