Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Anti Joke

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