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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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