- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

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