- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Want to hear a joke? No.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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