- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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