Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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