your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb? Look. I just enjoy a few drinks every now and then. I mean, I can quit whenever I want to. That's no reason to start people calling names.. Wait, no. That's not.. Look. How much do you drink every day, huh? Why not ask that? And why do I have to be the one changing your stupid light bulb? If it's sooooo important that the light bulb be changed, do it yourself, you lazy bastard. Don't rely on other people to do your work for you.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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