- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Knock Knock Come in

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

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