what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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men's rights activists

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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