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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats my name? Matt

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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