Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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