What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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What's 1+1? 69.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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