What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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