A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Cancer

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Balls

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Anti Joke

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