If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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I am a mime

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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