- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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