Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What's 1+1? 69.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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