- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Please ignore this statement.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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