- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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