- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

a black man walks out of popeyes

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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