- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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woman's rights

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

12 in general

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Knock knock. Its open.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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