Vagina Boob

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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