a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Women's Rights

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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