I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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