Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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Lololol

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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What do I hate? people

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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