- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What is green and slow Grass.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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