How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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