A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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