Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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