- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

My spelling is horrible

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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