- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Atheism

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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