How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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