- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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