Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

God is real.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

whats brown and sticky? Doody

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A guy at a baseball game....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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