It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Blacks

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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