what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Knock knock knock OCD

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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