Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why? Why not?

deez nuts

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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