- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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