- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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