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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

why does the man appear fat he is

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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