Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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like if your cool

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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