- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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