- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

No antijoke here.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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