- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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