- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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