Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

A women in the kitchen.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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