- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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