a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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