- Anti Joke

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload