- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Cripples are lame.

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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