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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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