Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Jesus Christ

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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