- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

men's rights activists

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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