- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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