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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

steven hawking walks into a bar

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

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