What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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