- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Rush Limbaugh

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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