Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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civil rights

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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a

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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