Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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