Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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