why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Hello.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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Grace Ackerson

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The global news

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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