A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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