- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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