- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

I put my baby in a microwave.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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