- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Vaginal secretions

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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