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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a black man? Rob

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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