- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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