You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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womans having rights.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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