someone called someone else a frog

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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