- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what this: b a dead one of these: p

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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