im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

David Cameron

Anti Joke

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