Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Justin Bieber

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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