- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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