So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Study from real life: My trip to Texas. (From the time when I was interested in mormon-ism.) Texan: And here is my gun collection, great for shootin yer Mexican scum. Me: Uh I am Norwegian but my ancestors where Russian or something so my skin is... Texan: *points gun at me and pushes trigger halfways* Just kidding der son, sure you aint no Mexican though? Okay just checkin ya know... Me *sweating bullets* Texan guys gun go off almost hitting me and breaking a vase.. Conclusion: He blamed me, everyone had lunch outside later, everyone kept looking at the "trigger happy MEXICAN"... Nero: By then I began grasping the fact that I was better suited for the study of the dark arts... And also learned that in Mormonism, Heaven and Hell are planets locked into war, where black people where neutral, and red people are demon supporters, but WE CAN ALL BE SAVED BY BECOMING WHITE! JUST LIKE THE ANGEL MORONI! Conclusion two: Moroni... Lol.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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