what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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