whats brown and sticky? Doody

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Peas

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

A gay man watches football.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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