- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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