Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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