Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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mexicans fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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