Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Small Penis.

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Chuck Norris.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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