- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

penis. nuff said.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

He--Hey guys

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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