- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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