- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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