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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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