- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

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