- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

your mama's so fat... that's it

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

The child was fired from his job.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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