yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

men, men like men= men+bed

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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