Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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