What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

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