- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

If you just read this, You're dead.

You're welcome. On to the next house.

why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Anti-jokes are funny.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

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