What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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like if your cool

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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