- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Call of Duty is a good game.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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