- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Justin beiber comment if u get it

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

womens rights.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

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