- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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