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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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