Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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Anti Joke

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