- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

If you have a stroke, call 000

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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