- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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