- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

someone called someone else a frog

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

your mama so old, shes dead.

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