My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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