- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Anti Jokes = Drained

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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