What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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