Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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