why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A blind man walks into a library.

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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