- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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