- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How come grilled cheese?

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Fine, ladies first.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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