Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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