- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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