whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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