Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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