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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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