- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Golf.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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