- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

No your aunties a joke

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Matt is a Duster!

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Rylan Clark

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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