- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

your mama so old, shes dead.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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