- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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